Please stop baking such sinfully delicious homemade bread. Toasted with butter, it's probably the best food in the world (Cadbury Mini Eggs being the obvious exception). However, it's not going to help me prepare for my ten year high school reunion if you know what I mean. Do you have any idea how bad celebrities think carbs are for your waistline???
Your bread is making me a happier person in general but a potentially chubbier one, so could you please stop?
Thank you ever so.
(I just watched Gentlemen Prefer Blondes for the first time last week and Marilyn says this constantly. I'm not sure if Marilyn ate homemade bread with butter and the occasional dollop of marmalade or honey. Probably not. Of course she wasn't too happy, was she?)
PS Vermont, you know I was just joking about the bread, right? Please don't stop making it. Ever.
PPS Thanks for sending us some snow. This is the view from my porch today: