Monday, September 13, 2010

"Han Solo" Parody

Apparently I have a cosmic connection with Jason Derulo because this is the second blog post about his music. Or maybe I'm just a big fan. Hmmmm. But ever since I first heard his song "Ridin' Solo" all I could think was that I needed to write a parody called "Han Solo".

So that's what I did with my Sunday evening. That's right, Reader, this is what I do for fun.

Read along with the song to get the full effect.


Han Solo

Yeeeeeyeeeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm flyin' in the Falcon,
can't stop my ride,
I'm loving my life, let's hit hyperdrive,
I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Soloooo.

Yeah, I'm feeling good tonight,
Did the Kessel Run and it feels so right, oh,
Time to start another fight,
I always shoot first and my aim is tight, oh,
No one to answer to, Greedo's not gonna argue, no,
And since I got the Hutt off me,
I'm living life now that I'm free, yeah,

Told me get my ship together
now I got my ship together, yeah,
Now I gotta shoot at Vader
"...blow this thing!" I'll see ya later.

I'm so sorry that it didn't work out,
I'm moving on,
I'm so sorry Leia it's over now,
this rebel's gone,

I'm putting on my goggles,
cover up my eyes,
Tauntan for a ride,
I'm findin' Luke tonight,
I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Soloooo.
I'm flyin' in the Falcon,
can't stop my ride,
Evacuate the base and fix the hyperdrive.
I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Soloooo.

Now I'm feeling how I should,
never knew Leia could feel this good, oh,
Pay off Jabba now if I could.
Back in the Rebellion, who knew I would, oh,
First need to repair my wings,
Lando sold out, tried to make me sing, oh,
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Told me get my ship together
now I got my ship together, yeah,
Lando is a dirty traitor.
Damn, I really hate Darth Vader.

I'm so sorry that it didn't work out
I'm moving on,
I'm so sorry Leia it's over now,
this rebel's gone,

I'm staring straight ahead
won't cover up my eyes,
I've got nowhere to hide,
I'm headed for carbonite.
I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, soloooo.
I'm falling like a falcon,
shot out the sky,
I'm clinging to life, but Leia's in disguise...
I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Soloooo. I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Soloooo

yeah it's like S... O... L... O... S... O... L... O... S... O... L... O...
Livin' my life, ain't goin' stress no more,

I might as well have shades
I can't use my eyes,
I'm totally blind,
And Boba Fett still dies.
I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Soloooo.
I'm flying in the Falcon,
can't stop my ride,
I'm loving my life, let's hit hyperdrive.
I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Soloooo. I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Solo

3 comments:

  1. You now rank very, very high on my "awesome people" list. Anybody that hears that song and thinks "STAR WARS!" is made of win.

    Love it.

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  2. Haha, thanks! I'm thrilled and honored to make your list. I have to admit, I was convinced everyone would think of Han Solo when they heard that song so I've been desperate to find the time to work on this parody. Then again, I'm a pretty hardcore Star Wars (the originals, I think that goes without saying) fan.

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  3. Star Wars is amazing--coming in right after Monty Python on my list of favorites. And Han Solo is probably my favorite character, so there you go. :)

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