Reader, I was just skimming through my recent posts and I realized I've been a bit of a hypocrite lately. I've been complaining about things being too serious and yet my blog has definitely been walking around with its dark rimmed glasses, its favorite sweater vest, and the matching argyle socks lately.
The good news is that I found one last cleavage cover on my phone! I give you...
The Tri Boobed Alien Woman
Meanwhile she's like, "I can't believe I finally found someone who loves me for who I am, not how many mammary glands I've got. We are totally connecting right now. We're even holding hands!"
Poor, misguided alien woman.
The illustrator really wanted to make sure we got the whole THREE BOOBS, BRAH look by including three mysterious floating orbs. I am going to label them as moons.
Unless they are supposed to symbolize man parts, in which case...maybe these crazy kids have more in common than I gave them credit for.
Personally, I find the boobs really disconcerting. Accuse me of jealousy all you like. When I look at them, all I can see are egg sacs or something. Is it just me?
Let's consider the close up, shall we?
WHAT? I'm just asking.